Samsung is just one of the many TV manufacturers using this technology. So if you’re sat there getting confused over the latest episode of Broadchurch, wondering what the hell is going on and why that broad, Charlotte Church hasn’t turned up yet, you can shout, “Oi! Telly! Switch over to The Great British Bake Off!” and despite your impoliteness, the TV will do as you command. Or say you’re a massive fan of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt or – more sensibly – Hattie Jacques. You can ask it to seek out movies starring such legends and record them.
Pretty soon your relationship with your television is blossoming. You’re telling it what to do, it’s obliging you and carrying out all your commands. It records all your favourite movies and you’re seriously considering making enquiries into how you can marry your television. However, secretly there is something fishy going on. Your television has been listening in on all the conversations you’ve been having. Yes, even the conversations that do not involve the television.
So all those times you’ve not been saying, “Record Miss Marple” and have been arguing with the milkman or booking a taxi or even asking the cat, “Are you coming in? Staying out? Or what?!” your television has been listening to them all, secretly recording them and maybe even passing them on. But why?
Well, according to Samsung their TV owners’ voices have been uploaded to the internet, making it easier for hackers to spy on individuals. This was all brought to light by British cybersecurity experts (possibly James Bond). Basically, if your neighbour wanted to, they could listen into your conversations without having to stick a whisky glass up against the wall. If they had access to your wi-fi (which is possible if they’re friends and you’ve given them the password) they could access your TV. Your telly could even be accessed by your internet service provider.
Pretty soon everyone you know and don’t know could be listening in as you go about your daily business. We’ve even seen recently how in an unrelated case, some naughty people in Russia were managing to access private webcams. It does make you wonder how many people are spying on us in our own homes. So unless you wish to abandon technology and move into a cave near Land’s End, what are we to do?
Samsung say they’ve sorted the unfortunate spying trouble and that newer models are more resistant to hacking. They also say the risk of older models being hacked is fairly minimal but it is still possible. So the key is to not purchase an older Samsung smart TV. If you must have a smart TV, always go for the latest model, regardless of manufacturer. Also, as we always say, keep changing your passwords! Few of us actually do it but make sure every few months you change your passwords on everything. Aside from all that, if your television starts talking back to you, then it’s time to switch it off and go out more. Do something else. Like go to the cinema. Or spy on the neighbours.